THE AGONY OF CHUCK NORRIS JOKES

I started this site and blog because I was inspired (or drunk) ... inspired by the truly demented e-mails I would get from friends. I got them all - the pimped out auto pictures, the topless ta-ta's photos, and even a short video of an Asian woman doing something most gynecologists would frown upon, I am sure.

But there are few more agonizing moments than having to read through the very humorless Chuck Norris jokes. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! (That's me going into seizures again over the latest round of Chuckie ha-ha's.

God help us all.

- The Maniac


Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands.

They are now The Islands.

Jeeves asks Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris exercises, the machine gets stronger.

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.

Objects in Chuck Norris's rear-view mirror appear at their correct distances.

One time in an airport a guy accidentally called Chuck Norris "Chick Norris". He explained it was an honest mistake and apologized profusely. Chuck accepted his apology and politely signed an autograph. Nine months later, the guy's wife gave birth to a bearded baby. The guy knew exactly what had happened, and blames nobody but himself.

Sadly, there are more ...


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