Rules for male enhancement surgeries

1. Always ask for diagrams of the finished piece before you sign on the dotted line.

2. Ask about the satisfaction guarantee ahead of time.

3. If dissatisfied, don't send letter bombs to the doctor.

4. Really, does size matter anyway?



The Maniac

Man Upset With Penile Work Pleads
Guilty

(04-05) 16:24 PDT PHILADELPHIA (AP) --

A man pleaded guilty to weapons of mass destruction charges for sending
a mail bomb to a Chicago surgeon he said botched his penile enlargement surgery, though his attorney questioned whether the charges fit the offense.

Brett R. Steidler, 25, of Reamstown, Lancaster County, mailed the
explosive device in February 2005 because he was "extremely unhappy with the
results" of the $8,000 surgery, Assistant U.S. Attorney Jennifer Arbittier
Williams said in court filings.

But Steidler alerted authorities before the bomb arrived and it was
retrieved from the mail and disarmed. His attorney, Luis A. Ortiz, said Steidler
is mentally ill and noted the difference between the roughly 2-year sentence for
mailing a letter bomb and the 4- to 8-year sentence for using a weapon of mass
destruction.

"You shouldn't group this guy with people who drive truck loads of
explosives to buildings or gather anthrax or do things for political reasons,"
Ortiz said. Sentencing is scheduled July 7 before U.S. District Judge Lawrence
F. Stengel.